Heidi: "Wetzel! I didn't hire you as my body guard for you to just sit there and pout! You're supposed to be keeping the paparazzi away from me, now stop him! Get his camera and break it!"
Wetzel: "Yes'm."
(this conversation is held after I become rich and famous by marketing my "Dave Says 'That's Pimp!" fashion line).
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Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
If she tells me one more Dave Lavery story or cat story I swear I'll hang myself with my own bandana.
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Hey! My cat stories are funny! If you don't believe me, ask anyone from 116 who went to IRI... on second thought, don't. It's too embarrassing. Those poor kitties.