[KenWittlief]

Take one: Every since he was a kid, all John wanted to do was take up space!

Take two: This is your NASA eye in the sky with the 9AM traffic report. I see heavy traffic in New York Boston Albany Syracuse Rochester Buffalo Pittsburgh Philadelphia [inhales........] Baltimore Washington Norfolk...

Take three: [Don Knots voice] we are now passing over Hawaii. Our retro rockets will fire in ten, nine, eight...

Take four: Space suit, check! Cinder Block, check! GPS Coordinates for Billfred's house, check!

Take Five: [John] This is me, when I was in space!
[HS freshman] That is the worse photoshop cut and paste Ive ever seen!