[lukevanoort]

A sort of long surrealist one:

Ignorance is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, occasionally Explodes, is covered with Flammable Fabric, has a 'Ramming Speed' setting, runs on Kitchen Scraps, and is Self-Replicating. FIRST is a Large Robot that Flips itself Over and Over to Move, is fitted with a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove and Side Spikes, and runs on Nuclear Power