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Re: Funny things teachers/professors have said
Atlanta last year, our team founder said, "We need to play more offense or we won't get picked for the eliminations." Okay, a reasonable enough request. But later on after we had hurridly put the arm back together after a total rebuild to try to fix our bind problem. (It didn't work) "Finally, some offense." Then the cable that controlled the telescoping action snapped off. (catastrophic failures are so punctual)
"Turn your head sideways. That's why it's called a cleavage furrow"
-bio teacher
"There is no Angle Side Side theorum" (check the acronym)
-geometry teacher
"Can I borrow some Vicadin?"
-Net teacher (joking to a kid who was actually on it for medical reasons)
"Do you have any good drugs, or just the usual?"
-Net teacher (joking to a stoner)
"Boys, pull your pants down."
-English teacher (meant to say feet)
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