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Horror movies that never made it: Revenge of the Pumpkins

The pumpkins, tired of being abused by mankind, of being carved up, of having their innards salted, roasted and eaten, of having candles stuck into them and then meeting a final, degrading end by being hoisted by young teens and smashed in the street, decided to take matters into their own hands... er... yeah... something like that...

Pumpkin #1: Yo, Smiley, they's finally asleep.
Pumpkin #2: Excellent! Now's our chance! Hey Jack, have you seen the butcher knife?
Pumpkin #3: It's still stuck in the back of my head. Can you get it out for me, Bob? Smiley?
Pumpkin #1: Um... abouts that... like, I ain't go no hands...
Pumpkin #2: Never mind that now, we'll deal with it when we get inside. Let's go.
Pumpkin #3: Bob's got a point, we don't have hands. Or legs. How are we going to get off of this table?
Pumpkin #2: Hmmm... Bob, the grass looks pretty soft, why don't you roll off?
Pumpkin #1: Sho' thing, Boss.
Pumpkins #2 and #3: Watch out for that bench!!! Oohhh...
Pumpkin #3: Bob? Bob? I think he's gone, Smiley.
Pumpkin #2: Poor Bob. He didn't have much in the line of brains, even before that man gave him a lobotomy. But hey, he's kind of made a nice cushion for us to land on, so let's continue with our plan to wipe out mankind. And this time it's personal, this time we're doing it for Bob!