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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #77
First pumpkin: See! I told you what would happen! That dude has GOT to lay off the pork and beans!
Second pumpkin: Yeah, but geez! I didn't think that when the big one farted, that it would knock them BOTH out! Man, that guy lets one rip and it is like nerve gas!
Third pumpkin: Whoever smelt it, dealt it!
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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