I think this might've been the hardest contest to judge in ages. Normally one sticks out, but when I have a pool of five or six potential winners, one has to resort to other techniques. Like just settling on one and saying first place goes to...
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Originally Posted by Andy Baker
"Ok.... God... I've put all I have into this robot. I could use some help. Do you know this Archimedes guy? Well... we are playing on a field named after him here in Atlanta. You see, we're up against this robot from Hammond, Indiana the next match. I hear that they are pretty good. If you can sway a tetra or two our way, I sure would appreciate it."
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Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by iCurtis
*into cell phone that's on the side we can't see* Guys! Hey Guys! Where'd you put the Flightsticks?
*pause*
What do you mean the "Donut Fairy" took them. Wait, is that the Commander Keen 3 theme in the background. You guys took the Flighsticks back to the Omni to play Commander Keen?!? We have a match in 3 minutes! No, It's physically impossible for me to stand on the pressure pad, operate the arm, and drive at the same time! What are we gonna do?!?!?!
*pause*
You want me to look at the match schedule at a time like this!?!?! I don't think so! You guys are slacking off, and I'm sittin... I mean running around frantically trying to find someone to stand on the pressure pad. Okay, fine, I'll look at the schedule.
*looks down*
Oooooooohhhhhh, we're paired with 67 and 71. But that doesn't matter, I still need someone to stand on the pressure pad!
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Gary Dillard
2) EddieMcD
3) dlavery
4) Heidi "Short Stack" Foster
5) Jay H 237
6) KathieK
7) nehalita
8) skimoose
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) Zach Purser
11) Al Skierkiewicz
12) EricH
13) sciencenerd
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
(Staring despondently at shelf under robot...)
"What did I ever do wrong in my life to be stuck with these weak, flimsy, and inaccurate right handed joysticks every year? I needed six of the blasted things just to get us through a single competition!** Why, FIRST? Why must you torture me so with these abominations??? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!"
** Hyperbolized for effect. Objects in caption contest may be more useful than they appear.
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Which means the scores are:
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Gary Dillard 78
MissInformation 74
T. Hoffman 72
Rich Wong 66
EddieMcD 62
Dlavery 61
Jay H 237 59
Andy Baker 55
Icurtis 54
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Jay Trzaskos 52
EricH 50
KathieK 47
Nehalita 45
Wayne Doenges 44
Dorienne 007 41
Bcahn836 41
Arefin Bari 38
Koko Ed 34
DCA Fan 30
Artdutra04 29
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
JosephM 23
Goober!!! 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Andrew Blair 21
Kyle Love 19
KenWittlief 18
Alex Cormier 18
Conor Ryan 15
Mechanicalbrain 15
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Richardp 9
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Skimoose 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Zach Purser 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
MattD1Drift 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Boiler 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Cody C 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Onward!