[Billfred]

"And here's your Columbia forecast: cold rain!"

(said a day or so before a kick-us-all-out-of-school-for-three-days snowstorm by all of the local weather stations who had just been engulfed in an arms race in the weather department. We got an inch or two--and before you northerners gripe about that not being snow, bear in mind that my last interaction with the white stuff was Kickoff 2005, and that's only because I was in New Hampshire!)

World's worst con artist.