[KenWittlief]

Why dont railroad crossings have green lights, so you know its ok to cross (and the power isnt off) ?!

Why isnt feburary 29th like FreeParking on Monopoly, so we all get $500 and get to do whatever we feel like for a whole day?!

Why did my wife write "DNR" on my forehead with a black Shapie when I dozed off in the hospital?!

Why does the motion sensor in the mens room turn the lights OFF when I walk in the room?!

Why do you never catch a red traffic light when you have something on your mind that you need to write down?!

Why do weathermen tell you there is a tornado watch, or a tornado warning in effect, when they ALWAYS immediately tell you what it means?! Why not just say "a tornado has been spotted" or NOT?!

Why does Dish Network bleep out the seven words you cant say on TV when they have comedians doing standup and saying one of those words every 3 seconds?! how are you suppose to get the jokes when they bleep every third word?!

Why does a Dishwasher have a "Sanitize" button?! When do you want your dished not sanitized? When you could use a few days off from work?! Is it for people who believe all life is sacred, and they want to give the germs a fighting chance?!