[Jay Trzaskos]

"And look at my awesome faux hawk... I even died it the perfect shade of blonde so that it matches my shirt. See kids, Paul Copioli never leaves the house without (trying to) looking his best"


Take two:

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"