[Taylor]

If a fish eats then swims around, does he get cramps?
If it's such a small world, why does the price of postage keep going up?
A pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple.
Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.
A groundhog is not a hog - it's a rodent.
Same with woodchucks - they're not made of wood, nor chucks. Otherwise we'd use them in our gears.
Why is it that everything you abhor as a teenager, you end up liking as an adult, and in turn, things teenagers love seem ridiculous?
How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?