"Don't cry, it's just a flesh-wound. It's how the robot shows its affection." (oddly like the one above)
"I'd eat and sleep, but that would put me behind schedule."
"Unfortunately it's not broken, that's the way it's supposed to be."
"So, this makes us the last ones on campus and the first ones on campus, right?" (After working through midnight)
"Robotics took over my life. When I said I was going to a party, she assumed that I meant a robotics conference with food...She was only half right."
"Warranty does not cover magic smoke." (Darn that magic smoke)
"Only 40 Amps? Psh, I don't need no spec sheet telling me what to do."
So much robotics goodness. Gotta love it.