Are you afraid of Big Mike Bears?
Do you wake up screaming "No Mike. No more BearHugs!"?
Did you break 3 ribs at your last FIRST competition?
Then have I got a product for you...............
It's BIG MIKE BEAR REPELLANT!!!!!
These two brightly-colored green and black MOE Stix are made of the finest quality wood. The colors and diagonal strip pattern ward off Big Mikes.
If you see a Big Mike Bear approaching, clap the sticks together. These sticks produce noise known to annoy (and possibly enrage
) Big Mike and he will run far away from the clapping sticks. And with the included MOE Earplugs you will hardly hear a thing.
Only $19.95. PM your orders to me.
MOE Stix not legal in the state of New Jersey or any FIRST Competitions anymore 
Limited Warranty: 3 FIRST competitions or 1 Big Mike Attack
Side effects include: Hearing loss, splinters, blisters, extreme sprit, uncontrollable urges to scream "GO MOE!", and bright green fashion sense