[Katy]

Student: Katy can you please bring me the thingy?
Me: Sure...erm...which thingy do you want?
Student: The thingy! You know! It puts the jobber in. I dunno what its called yet.

(Me responding to hearing every toilet on the floor begin flushing)
Me: Girls...girls! Stop that immediately! The toilets are not toys!
(Turns out I was yelling at a janitor).

Student: Executive Summary...team essays...Chairmen's Submission...why do they keep asking the same questions over and over?

"No we don't have another masterlink. Lets start searching the carpet."

(followed by)

"Yesterday that excitement included driver tryouts and searching for missing pieces of I squared robot's broken chain" - Worcester Telegram and Gazette

Trinh (student to mentor): Katy I think we need to take away your hammer privileges.

Elibo: I don't understand Miss
Me: Don't call me Miss. Its weird. I'm just one year older than the seniors in your school.
Elibo: Sorry Miss.

Me: Elizabeth put your shoes on! That's very unsafe!
Elibo: But Miss I just came back from basketball practice and my feet smell bad...

Me: Guys...this music is ok to dance to...but could we listen to something else when working? This stuff is all the same song...
Mechi: You dance? To our music?
Elibo: No...you're old miss.

Mentor from another team: Doesn't that kid ever smile?
Me: She smiles when she is running the bandsaw.