[Taylor]

1. Not one of the more lucrative stops on the Andy Baker World Tour.

2. Is anybody else surprised the Border Patrol didn't give him a haircut?

3. Milliseconds later, he burst out laughing, milk flying out of his nose.

4. "Okay, so I'm in Canada, where are these Barenaked Ladies I've heard so much about?"

5. "No, I'm just happy to see you."

6. In his best Mr. Burns voice: "Excellent."

By the way, Andy, if you happen upon this, please have mercy at BMR!