[Rohith Surampudi]

Alright while the Chuck Norris Plague is still spreading around... or maybe its just here, but what are the weirdest Chuck Norris "Facts" you have heard

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"
"rock beats scissor, Scissor beats paper, and Paper beats rock, But Chuck Norris beats all three"
"Chuck Norris has no chin behind his beard, only another fist"
"There is no such thing as evolution, only creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
"If you want a list of Chuck Norris' Enemies check the list of extinct species"
"Chuck Norris went to Mars before we did, thats why there is no life"
"The number of roundhouse kicks has increased 13,000% since Chuck Norris was born"