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Re: Chuck Norris
Weirdest: The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Not as weird but good:
- If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
- Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
- Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
Oh there are some good ones....
Last edited by Conor Ryan : 03-14-2006 at 10:00 PM.
Reason: I took out: Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." some may say its offencive
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