It's no secret why it's not called MarkAndy.biz.
Andy Baker is the only survivor of the trio that included the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker.
The earth does not rotate; the sun merely has to go down once a day simply because it cannot compete with the brightness of Andy Baker.
Andy Baker once was offered the title "Chief Delphi" but would not take the demotion.
Delphi offers its employees AndyMark stock.
If Andy Baker lived in Rochester instead of Kokomo, the nationwide engineering curriculum would be known as ABLTW.
www.chiefdelphi.com evolved around the AndyMark.biz banner.
The reason that regionals are Thursday-Friday-Saturday is because on the seventh day, Andy Baker rests.
Andy Baker once tried golfing, but his first tee shot still hasn't come down yet.
In an unrelated story, NASA is wondering why their Mars rover spontaneously exploded.
Al Gore stole the Internet from Andy Baker.
In his spare time, Andy Baker knits sweaters. And by knits, I mean builds, and by sweaters, I mean robots.
Andy Baker can levitate birds, but nobody seems to notice.