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Re: chuck norris does not sleep....he waits...
i especially like:
"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him 'a promising Rookie'."
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."
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2005 SVR - 668+1072+840 - Semifinalists.
2006 SVR - 668+1280+1693 - Finalists.
2007 SVR - 668+604+624 - Quarter-finalists, Xerox Creativity Award, two highest scores (290-2, 128-0) at SVR.
2007 Nat's - TBA.
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