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"We now have a Mr. Coffee and a Mrs. Tea Pot"

"Go Nickstine"- in reference to our drivers, Nick and Kristine

"What's wrong with Martin"
"He has Cancer cause Mr. O sprayed him in the mouth with Methyl Ethyl Bad Stuff"- About one team member accidentally ingesting Methylene Chloride

"It's an Electrical Problem"- The Mechanical people
"It's a programing problem"- The electrical people
"It's clearly a mechanical problem"- The programmer

"The robot is overweight by 10 pounds, I don't think we can weight reduce that"
"It's Nick's fault, the code is too heavy."

"We can measure the robot by having Mel walk by it."

"You are now on the list of competent freshman."
"Who's on the list?"
"You"

"I need the easy strippers. I only like strippers when they are easy."

"If you abuse the easy button, you become it."
"What does that mean?"
"We hit you and you say 'That was easy'"

"Chris put males on both ends of the PWM, you know what that means"

"What if we keep the easy button on the drivers station and hit it every time we win a match, even if it wasn't easy."
"That would be a good way to make people hate us."

"Great scouting"
"That was only half scouting. The first half was aggressive self promotion."- Me after we won Chesapeake and people were complementing my scouting.