Please, please, please let this be an April Fools joke. Please.
<sigh> If either of these are to become an official anthem, then I would suggest that we immediately adopt an unofficial anthem that MUST be played immediately following the official one:
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Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
now I am a real sickie
guess I値l have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
all the girls are in love with me
I知 a teenage lobotomy
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
now I guess I値l have to tell 弾m
That I got no cerebellum
gonna get my ph.d.
I知 a teenage lobotomy
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me now
I am a real sickie guess
I値l have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
all the girls are in love with me
I知 a teenage lobotomy
-dave