[David Sherman]

The big bang was due to Andy Baker hitting his alarm clock.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but Andy Baker built the rest of the world in an hour.

Everytime Andy Baker is hit in the head and loses a brain cell, 25 geniuses are born.

Why is the sky blue? Because Andy Baker says so.

Andy Baker can divide by zero.

When Andy Baker washes his hands, it rains everywhere in the world.

If you go up to Andy Baker, before you say a word, he already told you the answer and everything else.

Andy Baker's robots are so awesome he must make them invisible otherwise everyone's head would explode.