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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
... and tonight on Flava Of Love, we meet Flav's greatest competition - Brandon "Big-B" Martus. Flav and Big-B battle it out over which one of them actually has to go out with New York, and put up with all her whining for at least three hours without actualy pushing her into the path of the oncoming Hoopz...
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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