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Re: Jokes
A neighbor of mine forgot his anniversary two years in a row.
His wife was really mad, obviosly.
She told him "There better be something new and shiny sitting in the driveway come morning, and it better go 0 to over 200 in under 5 second when I use it or else!"
Next morning, there it sat on the driveway.............................
A new bathroom scale.
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