[lukevanoort]

C'mon, Sam shoulda used the age old method of winning an arm-wrestle against a stronger opponent, tell a corny joke! Something like "Why did Dave Lavery go to Mars? To get the biggest reddest pimp-mobile in all the solar system." That is such a stupid and non-funny joke that th opponent is dumbfounded as to why you'd tell it, them BLAM in their moment of weakness you slam their arm down for the win!