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Originally Posted by vic burg
I have a feeling this one will raise questions but it still works....
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those whom understand binary and those whom don't.
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I think you may have underestimated the kind of people who hang out on this forum.
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you must be Matthew -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of h*** and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks a little haughtily, "So, how's it going down there in h***?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? There must have been a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God answered, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"