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Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges
If a turtle looses it shell, is it naked or homeless?  |
Actually its dead.
And everybody knows that there are 11 types of people in this world. Those who can count in binary, those who can't, and those who know this joke should go there are 10 types of people in this world.
What do you do when a blond in the army throws a pin at you?
Duck for cover.
How do you get down from a elephant?
You don't. You get down from a duck.
So theres a blind man who walks into a bar and he says after a couple of drinks, "ANybody want to hear a blond joke?"
The lady next to him says "Sir. You are blind, so you have a right to now. I'm blond, the bartender is blond, the lady behind you is blond and is a professional weight lifter, the woman on your right is blond and shes an olympic wrestler. I am in shape, and the bartender looks like shes been through the mill. Do you really want to tell the joke?"
The blind man thinks for a minute and says "No. I wouldn't want to have to explain four times."