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Re: EINSTEIN
Top Ten Indicators FIRST is Changing Western Culture
10. Street intersection gridlock is rampant as rogue robots charge stoplights and begin hurling balls every time the light turns green.
9. Napoleon Dynamite holds a press conference to declare that FIRST students have the skills.
8. Shaquille O'Neal, Tiger Woods and Wayne Gretzky are selling hot dogs at FIRST competitions to fund their participation in athletics.
7. Annually, the highest rated television event is the one live right now on NASA TV.
6. School board candidates are campaigning on a platform of a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and multiple FIRST teams in every school.
5. From robot ship date through the end of April, the entire FedEx fleet is committed to FIRST.
4. Congress has approved funding for 3 application specific satellites to increase bandwidth to the FIRST & ChiefDelphi websites.
3.The Hollywood Blockbuster of the year is the animated feature by Dave Lavery's Havabanana Productions: King Kong & Godzilla versus The 2006 Championship Winning Alliance
2.When 5 yrs old routinely ask why is the sky is blue, are we there yet and why do the injection molded polystyrene spheres jamb between the titanium end-effector and the CIM driven water-jetted turret before conveying to the CNC-machined quad-roller, laser range finding projectile trajectory subsystem?
1.Tens of millions of tourists are flocking to Rapid City, South Dakota to see the latest additions to Mount Rushmore : Dean & Woodie.
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Woo that was alot of typing
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