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Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*