Wow, that was a trip. I was tempted to invoke the BIWWTM Rule (as it took me until about 1:00 AM to get home), but I think I've recovered enough to judge this thing. (Especially a two-pager; first time that's happened in a while.)
First place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by boiler
"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."
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Second place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Koko Ed
BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Rick TYler
2) lukevanoort
3) irishninja
4) Cody C
5) DCA Fan
6) Jay H 237
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Danielle H
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation
And the burn award...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by dlavery
Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!
Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...
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Which means the scores are:
Code:
T. Hoffman 103
MissInformation 103
Dlavery -infinity
Gary Dillard 83
Rich Wong 83
EddieMcD 82
Jay Trzaskos 80
Icurtis 79
Al Skierkiewicz 74
Nehalita 70
Jay H 237 70
EricH 69
Wayne Doenges 66
Andy Baker 62
KathieK 62
Koko Ed 67
Bcahn836 52
Dorienne 007 47
Arefin Bari 47
Artdutra04 42
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
DCA Fan 39
Goober!!! 36
EricS-Team180 34
Amanda Morrison 31
Conor Ryan 31
Xzvrw2 29
Alex Cormier 25
Rich Kressly 24
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Lukevanoort 20
KenWittlief 18
Dillon Compton 16
Tim Delles 15
Bill_Hancoc 16
KarenH 14
Boiler 24
Richardp 13
JVN 12
Skimoose 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Kjhobin 11
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
GaryV1188 10
Squirrelrock 10
Elgin Clock 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Greg Needel 9
InfernoX14 9
Tiffany34990 8
Lil' Lavery 7
Dan Swando 7
DanielBCR 7
Ogre 7
Sciencenerd 7
Cody C 9
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
Rick Tyler 8
RoboMom 6
anna~marie 7
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Dylan 5
Jane 6
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Danielle H 6
Freddy Schurr 4
Matt Attallah 4
Spears312 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
SamS0Fa33O 4
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Irishninja 4
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Steve W 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
(If you're wondering, Travis retains the lead based on average score: 3.43 points per entry compared with Heidi's 2.64.)
Onward!