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you'd just take a leisurely step forward at the top
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take a step off of what?
I would think more along the lines of "Hope to God you land on your feet!"
and that there is something solid and nice to land on
like, a skylight, heat vent, or the open door to the stairwell
this has Bugs Bunny/Road Runner physics written all over it! Where is Yosemity Sam when you need him "Shena Fratting NoGooden FreetaRotten No Good Varmit! I'll get you for this!" :^)