Man, I knew I should've saved this one for about two weeks from now.
First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...
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Originally Posted by The Ringer
"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.
When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.
Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.
Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)
Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.
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Second place is
a tie!
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Originally Posted by Tytus Gerrish
Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?
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and
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Originally Posted by Andy Baker
We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Jay Trzaskos
2) T. Hoffman
3) MissInformation
4) dlavery
5) Rich Wong
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Danielle H
8) irishninja
9) GaryV1188
10) Rick TYler
11) lukevanoort
12) boiler
13) anna~marie
14) Conor Ryan
And the burn award (quite literally, in this case):
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Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?
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Which means the scores are...
Code:
MissInformation 114
T. Hoffman 113
EddieMcD 94
Dlavery 88
Rich Wong 88
Jay Trzaskos 84
EricH 84
Gary Dillard 83
Icurtis 80
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Wayne Doenges 76
Nehalita 75
Koko Ed 74
Jay H 237 73
Andy Baker 69
KathieK 62
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 48
Dorienne 007 47
Artdutra04 42
Goober!!! 40
DCA Fan 39
Joe Matt 37
Andrew Blair 37
Conor Ryan 37
EricS-Team180 36
Lukevanoort 35
Amanda Morrison 31
Boiler 31
Alex Cormier 30
Xzvrw2 29
Rich Kressly 26
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
1derboy 20
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Bill_Hancoc 17
Skimoose 16
Tim Delles 15
Rick Tyler 15
KarenH 14
Richardp 13
GaryV1188 13
JVN 12
Cody C 12
Danielle H 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Jessica Boucher 11
Elgin Clock 11
anna~marie 11
Jane 11
Kjhobin 11
BurningQuestion 10
Fruity Pebbles 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Dylan 9
Greg Needel 9
Lil' Lavery 8
Tytus Gerrish 8
Irishninja 8
Tiffany34990 8
Freddy Schurr 8
Ogre 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Steve W 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
Kyle 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mercury Rising 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Rvssnake 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Onward!