"Of course it'll work" - Anyone
"I can't find my diet wild cherry Pepsi" - software mentor. (Work tends to slow down when this mentor doesn't have diet wild cherry Pepsi, kind of like everyone else with mountain dew)
"You did make sure you commented out the call to the shooter function right?" -mentor
Followed by: "Yeah, of course" -Um... not me
Followed by: "HEADS UP!!!!" -Whoever turned the bot on
Last one actually happened at our regional, we never found the poofball that landed in someone's pit across an isle. Good thing is, no one seemed to notice.
Another famous quote I read somewhere was from someone sitting on the electric chair about to be executed and when asked for any last words said "I did not receive my spaghetti-Os last night, I received spaghetti. I want the papers to know this"