Here's mine... at least while I'm home for the summer. In Kingston (where I go to school) I've got significantly more desk space.
The desktop:
IBM PIII 866 Mhz (with an 80 GB hard drive, 512 mb of RAM and two monitors) -- it runs SUSE Linux
The laptop:
Apple iBook G4 12" 1.2 GHz (with a 30 GB hard drive, 512 MB of RAM)
-- it runs OS X
The miscellaneous:
Spindle of DVDs
Fax machine (it's mom's, when I'm away she uses this room as an office)
HP Printer
Speakers
KVM switch hooked up to one of the two monitors (so I can plugin a laptop or another computer and switch displays easily)
External DVD burner
Laptop bag
Monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
Queen's Computing jacket :-)
As for Joe Matt: the FIRST sticker is nice. Is that what you meant?