Man, this world is nuts. Get back into Columbia at 2:00 AM from Mission Mayhem after four days without internet access (other than sneaking it from the RTS computers), sleep until noon, get to work, and as I was about to leave, this massive thunderstorm has walloped downtown. (For reference, the intensity of this thunderstorm made the one that flooded Mission Mayhem look like drizzle.) Once I get back home, the lights are out. So we get dinner and see Cars (which is a great movie), get home, and the lights come back on within fifteen minutes. It was like The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and The Gary Dillard Rule hit within the same 24 hours.
First place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Andrew Rudolph
Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"
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Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by Joe Matt
Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn't shrink to her height.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Cody C
2) Rich Kressly
3) Rick TYler
4) Jay H 237
5) anna~marie
6) KathieK
(grumble grumble practice match grumble grumble...
)
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Andy Baker
9) calhounian
10) skimoose
11) robotcanuck1676
12) Jessica Boucher
13) EddieMcD
14) MissInformation
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"
Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!"
Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!"
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Which means the scores are...
Code:
T. Hoffman 118
MissInformation 118
EddieMcD 97
Dlavery 91
Rich Wong 91
Jay Trzaskos 86
EricH 85
Gary Dillard 83
Al Skierkiewicz 80
Icurtis 80
Wayne Doenges 79
Nehalita 77
Jay H 237 77
Koko Ed 77
Andy Baker 71
KathieK 66
Bcahn836 52
Arefin Bari 50
Dorienne 007 48
Joe Matt 43
Artdutra04 42
Goober!!! 42
DCA Fan 41
Conor Ryan 39
Rich Kressly 38
Lukevanoort 38
Andrew Blair 38
EricS-Team180 36
Amanda Morrison 34
Boiler 31
Alex Cormier 30
Xzvrw2 29
Ashley Christine 24
“Big Mike” 21
1derboy 21
Zach Purser 20
Mechanicalbrain 20
Rick Tyler 19
Kyle Love 19
Dillon Compton 18
KenWittlief 18
Skimoose 18
Bill_Hancoc 18
KarenH 16
Tim Delles 15
anna~marie 15
Cody C 14
Jane 14
Jessica Boucher 13
Richardp 13
GaryV1188 13
Andrew Rudolph 12
JVN 12
Danielle H 12
Barry Bonzack 11
Mercury Rising 11
Elgin Clock 11
Fruity Pebbles 11
Kjhobin 11
BurningQuestion 10
Lil' Lavery 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
InfernoX14 10
Freddy Schurr 10
Dan Swando 9
Daniel Brim 9
Dave Scheck 9
Kevin Kolodziej 9
Sciencenerd 9
Dylan 9
Greg Needel 9
Tiffany34990 9
Tytus Gerrish 8
Irishninja 8
Ogre 7
Steve W 7
Brandy836 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
DjAlamose 6
MattD1Drift 6
Adam Richards 5
Shyra1353 5
Wetzel 5
Spears312 5
huff_dragon 4
Killerofkiller 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Meaubry 4
Matt Attallah 4
SamS0Fa33O 4
Bemis 3
Beth Sweet 3
Kyle 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Sakura141 3
Rohith Surampudi 3
BuddyB309 2
Calhounian 2
Eria4044 2
GraySwandir-75 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Robotcanuck1676 2
Sammy 2
Tomasz Bania 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Pwilczynski 2
Rohan_DHS 2
114Klutz 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Courtneyb1023 1
Daisy 1
Dubious elise 1
FF_1610_EMT 1
First degree 1
George1902 1
Hillale 1
Jacqui 1
Jeff Waegelin 1
Joe_P. 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Krass 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Netman85am204 1
Rees2001 1
RoboMadi 1
Saru29 1
Team1591 1
Termite233 1
Timmyd 1
Wilshire 1
Onward (finally)!