Don't say I don't love you guys--I've tried to judge this contest in four states now (Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York) before finally plunking down the ten bucks and just buying the wifi in the Starbucks at Penn Station.
Oh, and apologies if I'm mildly incoherent--sleep was hard to come by on the train, and I can't check in until noon, so there's nothing to do but pull the old all-nighter. But I might suggest turning on the Today Show this morning. (
squared.)
First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by MissInformation
"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"
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Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by GaryV1188
Michelle applies the Old Irish Blessing "May the road rise to meet you ..." too literally.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) KathieK
2) Koko Ed
3) Jane
4) Dylan
5) Jay H 237
6) InfernoX14
7) lukevanoort
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) T. Hoffman
11) skimoose
12) Rick TYler
13) Andrew Blair
14) boiler
15) Mercury Rising
16) EricS-Team180
17) nehalita
18) Steve W
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by Joe Matt
Michelle finally figured out a way to grow grass on walls well, excpet for the fact the only place to put this wall was on the way to the bathroom. One too many diet pepsi's, and a dark night, she regreted her mistake.
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Which means the scores, if I can count right, are:
Code:
MissInformation 15
Jay H 237 12
Nehalita 5
GaryV1188 5
Jane 4
Boiler 4
T. Hoffman 4
Rick Tyler 4
Skimoose 4
Koko Ed 4
Andrew Blair 4
Joe Matt 4
Lukevanoort 3
Cuog 3
Cody C 3
Al Skierkiewicz 3
Kyle A 3
EddieMcD 3
Dorienne 007 3
InfernoX14 3
Greg Needel 3
Dylan 3
Rich Wong 3
Steve W 2
KathieK 2
Jgjedi10 2
Fruity Pebbles 2
Mercury Rising 2
Wayne Doenges 2
EricS-Team180 2
Goober!!! 2
Arefin Bari 1
Alex Cormier 1
Team1591 1
Freddy Schurr 1
Hiteak 1
Bcahn836 1
Xzvrw2 1
Elgin Clock 1
Mocat1530 1
Onward (finally!)