[lukevanoort]

Dude in front: Hey, can I borrow those pimp tinted safety glasses?
Dude in back: Uhh, why?
Dude in front: There's this bald guy behind you, I can't see a darn thing.
Dude in back: Sure, I know how you feel, I interned at IFI last summer.


<Note an entry> Unfortunately, given my family history, I'll probably join JVN in the head reflectivity department soon </not an entry>