This poll made me think of
this.
Some examples from my home state:
* Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
*You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at
least two cows.
*One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
*It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
*Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
*Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
*No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
And so on..... (lol)
And yes, I realize that some of the laws are not accurate.