Hm, I think I may have to steal that away message.
Best one I'd seen previously was my best friend's:
"Wanna know where I am?
Maybe I'm in Hyrule or the Mushroom Kingdom.
Maybe I'm saving the Lylat system or Nosgoth.
I could fighting TimeSplitters, the Galactic Empire, or Space Pirates.
Or maybe I'm just in my room with a PS2."
Edit: It's been pointed out to me that no Mario, Zelda, or Starfox game has been made for the PS2. I am aware of that. If it bugs you that much, I'll complain to my buddy till he fixes it.
