BREAKING NEWS: Massive balls in Burger King ball-pit trap children for hours.
Burger King was trying out new, larger balls in their ball pits for children in hopes to attract more away from its rival, McDonalds. Their strategy has utterly failed, as 14 children became stuck under the balls due to a cave-in. McDonalds stock reports a $1.35 gain in the last day.
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