Um...so we never landed on the moon...because we have stupid people, like, uhh...me man! And of course the USSR would never admit to it because they're afraid of us, dude. Like, totally. And that laser thing, totally fake man!* Oooh, and that moving flag thing, that shouldn't have happened! I mean, it's not like it's flexible or anything, and held up.
World's Worst Clown
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ahem