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Unread 16-08-2006, 15:19
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Re: World's Worst
Oh boss, can you help me, I've superglued my fingers together and stapled my hair to the desk. The shredder ate my blouse and the whiteboard is white. Why is the whiteboard white? I gave directions to your client and asked him to pick me up a smoothie on the way, would you like me to call him back and ask him to pick one up for you? The fire extinguisher may need to be replaced, for some reason the nachos caught fire when I was melting the cheese in the toaster oven and my girlfriend called. I'm not sure why the fire chief came along with the police chief. They were not very friendly and I had to ask them to lower their voices, how rude. Can I leave @ 2, there is a sale at the mall today and I want to get a couples of blouses. With ruffles.

Edit: the nachos/fire is true as well as the police chief and fire chief. We had to evacuate the entire 5 story building...I wasn't the receptionist, honest.

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