[EricS-Team180]

Snoball: What ye got in thar sonny, Joe or Cap'n Joe Morgan?
Me: Just coffee...
Snoball: Arrrrr...Jimmy would'a wanted the Cap'n
Me: You know Jimmy Buffet? ...yeah right... you and every other local
in the Keys!
Snoball: Arrrrrr...I remember it as if t'was yesterday...We was off the Dry
Tortugas in '77 runnin'...um...herring...aye...herring it be, then.
The swells were over 40ft and 'ol Jummy was shakin' in his flip flops. I grabbed the wheel and started singin' Margaritaville , just to calm his bones. Arrrr... we made it to Key West none the worse for wear. He went right off to the studio and recorded the song. The rest is history. 'yup it was all my doin' Arrrrr...
Me: Then why are all his fans Parrotheads and not Cockaheads!
Snoball: <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!>
Me: Owwwwwwww!