...and judged while there's still sunlight!
First place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by mocat1530
Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!
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Second place goes to...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges
Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."
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Honorable mentions go to...
1) T. Hoffman
2) KarenH
3) Cuog
4) boiler
5) Andy Baker
6) artdutra04
7) EricS-Team180
8) Cody C
9) Rich Wong
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation
12) anna~marie
13) Hiteak
14) Koko Ed
And the burn award...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
You know I really have to get going. It has been nice having breakfast with you but I have a robot competition to go to.
"Just keep it in the chair, buddy, Awk!"
No I really have to go!
"AWK! Sit!"
C'mon let me go!
"AWK! Stay"
He what's that tag around your leg?
"Awk! No tag, no tag!"
Hey I think it says SPAM! Hey what's going on here?!?
"Awk! Uh, I gotta go, see ya buddy. Thanks for the pick me up"
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Which means the scores are...
Code:
Rich Wong 29
MissInformation 27
Boiler 24
Steve W 21
Jay H 237 20
Mocat1530 18
Lukevanoort 16
Wayne Doenges 16
EddieMcD 15
Al Skierkiewicz 14
Cody C 13
T. Hoffman 13
Jane 13
Nehalita 12
Hiteak 12
Koko Ed 12
InfernoX14 12
Rohith Surampudi 11
KathieK 11
EricS-Team180 11
Cuog 11
GaryV1188 10
Skimoose 10
Jgjedi10 10
Dorienne 9
Michelle Celio 9
Andrew Blair 8
Dylan 8
Kyle A 8
Andy Baker 7
Arefin Bari 7
Goober!!! 7
Dhoizner 6
Joe Matt 6
anna~marie 5
Artdutra04 4
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Greg Needel 3
Thegathering 3
“Big Mike” 2
Budda648 2
Dave Scheck 2
KelliV 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
1derboy 1
Adam Richards 1
Daisy 1
Elgin Clock 1
huff_dragon 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
Onward!