Apologies to "Braveheart" (hurray for movies made when Mel Gibson wasn't loony)
[
last lines as the final battle scene freezes at its most climactic moment]
Andrew Baker: [
voiceover] In the Year of our Lord 2005,
ophiophilists of Indiana - short and outraged - charged the fields of Bonzackburn. They fought like warrior geeks; they fought like Hoosiers, and won their freedom from bothersome Floridians wearing dorky hats.