The final version (for now) of "Vex for the Technically Challenged", complete with photos is now available in the White Papers section at this link:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/papers/1871
Feel free to distribute it to any rookies who can use it.
Thanx to Kathie, Greg, Chris & Andy for your input & assistance.
Yolande, aka Clueless in CA