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Originally Posted by InfernoX14
He will fall into a deep depression and OD's on drugs of all shapes and sizes.
So now... they are going to ban recess, because there is the possibility of someone getting hurt. All rooms will be padded because anything can happen and a child can trip and hit their heads on the desk?
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Well, I dunno...maybe desks should be outlawed. It really puts the children at risk. Because, you know, everything is
for the children. With the probability of a kid hitting there heading being 1 to 75730395723, I don't think that's a risk they would want to take, keeping those desks there.
And about those pencils...Mmm...they *do* have really sharp points. Perhaps kids should write with chalk now? Oh...but that could lead to allergic reactions due to the dust. Maybe they could just have it injected into their brains somehow? Maybe if the kids just lie down on their books the information could diffuse into their brains?
I mean, how dare these schools put them at risk!
I remember in second grade a kid basically put his head down into a bucket of pencils that had their points facing up. And what did his parents do? They asked him if he was okay...then laughed about it.
Stupid lawyer/lawsuit-happy parents ruining the fun for everyone...