So i was bored...and i came up with this song
please post any FIRST related song parodies here... 
[Boredom]
please, leave all jackets, kilts and hair with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm pwning this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Running this competition for the extremely inspiring and...
Please, leave all jackets, kilts and hair with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm pwning this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Running this competition for the extremely inspiring and...
When you're in blue slacks with accentuating, red shirt
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.
I'm the new Karthik, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new Karthik?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I am JVN!"
Oh and the wrenches in that tool box on the table,
they just so happen to be laced with wd-40.
I'm the new Karthik, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new Karthik?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new Karthik?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new Karthik?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch...[/boredom]