This isn't really random, because it happens frequently...
Me: " Why are you trying to pull my pants down ?!?!?!?!"
<Insert Friend Name>: " Nobody is touching you..."
Me: "That is IRRELEVANT, KNAVE!!!"
<Insert Friend Name>: "But you aren't even wea-"
ME: " I'm hungry ... ... ... ... For food. N' Stuff."
And my favorite tidbit of randomness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4
DISCLAIMER: This is strange humor... And is somewhat depressing
... so if You are offended by trivial knives, then please don't follow the link. 
I just thought it was random...