[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.